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    April 11

    建议文联总部迁往西部山村

    既然叫博客,就得和日记有关,今天是4月11日,就得写点东西和这个日子有关,问题是很麻烦,我这个人很懒,向来不记什么日子,但我又喜欢怀旧,这就矛盾了,得怀旧一个没有记得发生过什么的日子,这不是开玩笑,相对于已经拿起键盘却不知道该写点啥,这才是开玩笑。
     
    假设有一个人,大家都说他写文章特别牛鼻,但他已经半年没写了,于是连他自己都不知道他现在写出来的文章还牛鼻不牛鼻,这个假设出来的人就是我。有时候写博客并不是想写,而是害怕自己失去了文字的功能。
     
    老孔一直在问我为什么不写了,他说他最喜欢到处看别人写的博克。我归纳为一种偷窥的欲望,写博克的人像浴室里的一个光着身子洗澡的女人,看博克的人是浴室窗子在趴着看的男人,男人喜欢看女人的裸体,岂不知,是女人故意把窗帘留一道缝隙。
     
    博克像中国以前流行的很多元素一样,也会慢慢的沉默吧。比如卡拉ok,下馆子、台球,电子麻将等等,我的连接里只有现实还在不停地更新着,互联网的直接后果是使得大家从喜欢灌水到喜欢潜水,然后基本上把大家都变成了哑巴,我敢说,中国未来的文人都出自农村没有互联网的地方,谁上了网都成文抄公,没有一个能幸免的,所以建议文联总部迁往西部找一个最贫困的地方。
     
    生活没有什么变化,变得安逸,换了一张1米20的宽床,有了自己的单间,白天坐在电脑前工作或者看新闻,晚上上网玩四国军旗或者看球赛,周末同学喝喝酒,打打台球,不经意间发现,我酒量减小,球技提高。
     
     
     

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